Monday, June 7, 2010

HURRAH,WE FOUND OUR OLD RECEIPTS !!!

DEAR JASON AND HOLLY
YOUR NEW RETURN POLICY,JUST SET OFF THE BULB OVER OUR HEADS.WE CALLED AROUND AND CONVINCED THE NEW JERSEY AUTHORITIES,THAT YOU FOUR WERE ALL FOSTER KIDS AND THEY OWE US A TON OF MONEY FOR FEEDING YOU ALL FOR OVER 40 YEARS.
THANK GOD,WE NEVER THROW OUT OLD PAPERWORK......
SEE YOU ALL ON THURSDAY.......LOVE YOU VERY LARGE..FOREVER.

MISS YOU
MOM & DAD

1 comment:

  1. Too late old man the statute of limitations ran out just last week when I turned fourty. Ask Obama for a hand out, he seems to be cutting a lot of checks against a negative balance.

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