Ok Jake is going to start charging for requests (Kristin), someone has to pay for this damn trip! The videos will not load for some reason. I'll try to email it to you. Jake is the biggest fake and his new name is Jake the Fake. He fake cries all of the time and laughs 2 seconds later. We went to the shopping today with a guide. The place was crazy busy. Of course one of the streets were selling dogs, cats and chipmonks, for pets (i think) and Holly had to stop at every cage. I had to tell her to keep walking 50 times and we can't smuggle a chinese cat home, I told her most of the cats would find homes (on somebodys dinner table) Jake saw the kittens and said "oh Papa we have runch now" There was an article in the paper today about a restaurant that serves dog and cat nearby is struggling because the yunger Chinese people do not want to eat it. Ok i'm delirious from lack of sleep and too much family time. I need ESPN, Poker, Golf, and a Strip bar.

They had so many cool things to buy, but the problem was getting it home soo we didn't buy much. Holly bought some jewelry and I got nothing but a headache. Holly has one of those night coughs that is like Chinese water torture because it keeps both of us up all night. I mean why should I suffer too? She could have went down to the lobby for a while and coughed down there while Jake and I slept. ONLY KIDDING, I know you people think i'm an ahole already, but I did go to try to get her Nyquil, but I could not find any meds anywhere. If she coughs all night again I'm going to smother her with a pillow, (again kidding). If I have to watch one more Chinese cartoon or this anti American foreign news channel i'm going to jump off the building!